I attempted my cousin Brooklynn’s two year pictures this past weekend at my house. Key Word: Attempted. She actually isn’t terrible. But she is two. The grand idea was to write “2 Years” on Mia’s wall with plans to have her dance around in front of it in her tutu. After several attempts and no cooperation, the word “terrible” was added above the number 2. And when those little ears heard “chocolate”, what did she do? Anything I wanted.